RyoDa: Irony Chapter 1

"Oi Princess! You do it like this!" Ryo executed the step that was being done for the past few minutes. "We've been doing this for God knows how many times now! Can't your small brain really get this overly simple thing? Even a 5-year-old can do better than that." He blurted out.

Ueda's eyebrow twitched in annoyance, and turned to face Ryo. "I believe what I'm doing is correct, Nishikido. Get over it."

"Correct? You think that's pleasant to watch?" Ryo retorted. "You look more like a walking stick than an idol."

Ueda was definitely pissed off, but he kept a straight face and said, "Fine. In return, learn work etiquette while I'm practicing please." He replied, smirking when he saw evidences that he hit a nerve.

Ryo was annoyed at that, and he walked closer to the taller man with hands balled into fists. "What did you say fishlips?!"

Another day of rehearsals. Another day of endless fighting. And another day of trying to stop the two from doing so.

Everyone was there, rehearsing for Johnny's Countdown. They watched as Jin pulled Ueda by the waist while Yamapi pulled Ryo's shoulders hard, each of them preventing the two from having a fist fight... again. Everyone was too scared to say something witty or funny, fearing that they might get involved. All of them still wanted to live long anyway, so they just stood there, watching the whole scene. This would be the normal scenario.

Except maybe that day.

No one noticed Yasu skipping his way towards the four members. He jumped and landed on his feet as he reached them, hands on his waist and a playful expression pasted on his face. The four of them didn't notice him at all, too preoccupied with the current scenario. And no one knew that Yasu could shut them up with a single statement.

"So... are you two together now?"

The four of them suddenly stopped, looking at Yasu dumbfounded who was still smiling like his life wasn't in danger at the moment.

"What?!" Ryo and Ueda answered at the same time, shocked at innocent Yasu's innocent question.

"Well you look like it...you ARE together right?" He replied, his smile was wider than the previous. He held his hands behind him, rising himself up and down on the balls of his feet.

"What?!" They said simultaneously. The two looked at each other, then back at Yasu. "Of course not!" They looked at each other again; only this time they were glaring.

"Aaaaw." Yasu clapped his hands in the air like some proud mother who made her daughter wear her favorite dress. "Wow. It's like you have telekinesis or something. Tell me, do you read each other's thoughts while on a date?" He said, that smile not planning on disappearing.

Ryo and Ueda hasn't thought of saying anything yet, Yamapi and Jin gaped at him, half of the others was scared for him, and the other half was amused and planning on doing the same.

Good thing the choreographer came right then. Rehearsals went through smoothly (surprisingly), and everyone had a fairly good time, going home with smiles on their faces.

Except for Ryo and Ueda though, who were still suffering the aftershock of Yasu's statement.

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I hope I did ok... :|